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Rush.
Cut the crap, I’m too busy to seduce you.
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When you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page.
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
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“Vanity” - Portrait Painting by Sam Spratt
Jocelyn, the female winner of my portrait contest, wanted to be Zombified and brought somewhere into the 1920’s-1950’s. I actually colored her originally with very pastel/flat tones to create something of a vintage illustrated advertisement—but found her appearance too classy/dark to be an advertisement—even ironically so. As a result, I went back into the black and white and started reworking my painting to be a bit more photographic in feel.
Connect with my: portfolio website, tumblr, facebook artist’s page and twitter.
What I love most about Johnny Depp is the way he portrays even the weirdest characters but still make it his own.
The greatest beauty tip:
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his / her hands through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed, never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Audrey Hepburn
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